WHIPPED GUYS!

haha so its been a really long time since i blogged... well ive experienced something really outrageous over the weekend which is completely worth blogging about! so i went to blvd opening night on friday and i bumped into a friend who i will name "jacob law" and i say hi to him and nudge him on the shoulder cuz his always laughing/smiling after about less than 30seconds later i walk away and enjoy the rest of my night. was an alrite night for the most part, but the intresting part came the next day . on the car ride home from the beach i get a phone call from jacobs gf and her first words were " you did something really wrong?" and i was thinking to myself.. oh shit wtf did i do last night. so she tells me.. how i said hello to jacob was very innapropriate and it made us look like we were "INTIMATE".. and i was so taken aback.. because all i did was nudge him in the shoulder. she kept on telling me to watch myself and the things i do next time.. all because i nudged a friend hello. so she took the initiative to get my phone number from him and call me. this was no ordinary phone call..it lasted for 15mins!!!!!!
so yeah more talk about this LONG ASS conversation.. she mentions that shes noticed this for a long time already.. and i see him once every 3 months and all i ever do is say hello. but for her this is a NO NO and doing so makes me look like " i know him very well and is very intimate with him" . another ludacris thing is.. i asked her if kissing him hello was okai.. and she said that was fine. like seriously WTH!!! i nudge him and that is considered... i dont even know. the convo.. was like yeh it took a lot out of me because it was the craziest thing ive ever heard and she was telling me not to get so worked up. anyways... so i go out that night and check my facebook so i can try and msg him about what in gods name happened. but shes already made him delete me off facebook. how whipped can a guy get? like seriously. MAN THE FUCK UP AND GROW SOME BALLS! cuz she sure has a tight hold on to them. no that you really have any now. but yeah anybody whos friends with jacob law dont bother saying you might get a crazy phone call from his girlfriend :)
[major vent excuse the grammer]